Reasons Why You Think This Is The Bestest "Weblog" Out There
1. The internet has been almost entirely wiped out by a large computer virus, and this is the only web site left.
2. You're a caveman, reading this through some sort of time travel or something.
3. You've never read a "blog" before. (That's okay, I've never written one before.)
4. You must be very stupid, or otherwise mentally challenged.
4. You're me. (same difference)
Please be patient while we work through our technical difficulties.