Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Someone send Russ Crowe a cell phone

(An Abbreviated Guide to Summer Entertainment)

REALITY TV

See, the joke is that Brian Baker had a band called The 400, and... oh, never mind

"The 4400" -
Brian Baker and Lyle Presslar search for a lead singer for their band's 2005 reunion tour, now that Dave Smalley stopped returning their phone calls.

FILM REVIEWS

Hit the one in the middle, win a PS3

"Madagascar" -
If more animals would make movies, then humans wouldn't have to.
"The Longest Yard" - The Lousiest Movie.
"Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith" - Turns out everyone's related. Yeah, suprised me too.

MUSIC NEWS

Bandwagonesque, apparently

I just put in a bid of 54 cents on E-Bay for "Bandwagonesque". Keep your fingers crossed!