Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Sleepwalker rescued from top of giant crane

LONDON (AP) July 6, 2005- A teenage sleepwalker was rescued after being found fast asleep 130 feet up on the arm of a crane, police said on Wednesday.

Emergency services were called to a building site in London after a passer-by spotted the 15-year-old girl curled up on top of a concrete counterweight high above the ground.

The teenager, who has not been named, had climbed up the crane and walked across a narrow metal beam while fast asleep during the incident, which happened on June 25.

Apparently she didn't come close to falling once, not even after tripping on some crap that David Blaine had left behind.

I buy me a burger when the tacos go fickle and they skimp on the meat and they triple the pickle

Meanwhile, I can't even walk to the bathroom at night without bumping my shins or stepping on the cat and waking the whole house up.