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Friday, September 30, 2005

Driver Not Wanted

Little old lady got mutilated late last night Not a Trashers employee, it turns out

This is a notice that was posted on the Danbury Trashers web site:

The Danbury Trashers, proud members of the United Hockey League are in search of a bus driver to transport the Danbury Trashers on road trips during the 2005-06 season. Interested candidates require a CDL with passenger endorsement.
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Thankfully, it turned out to be just an employment notice. Because when I first read it, knowing of the Danbury Trashers' checkered past history, I thought that the team bus driver had maybe off'ed somebody and was actually, you know, wanted.