Wu-Tang Clannad Ain't Nuthing Ta F' Wit
(Search engine disclaimer: Post not actually about Wu-Tang Clan)
The other day some semi-troll on the Matador Records message board started a somewhat pointless thread about bands that have a food or beverage in their names, which I then started goofing on by posting a bunch of silly names that I made up ("Neko Quesadilla" ha ha ha... Stop it! I'm dying over here!!). It brought to mind an equally meaningless exercise that was in Chunklet 'zine many years ago, involving putting different band names together in order to create an even more annoying band name. The idea was to keep the names basically the same, though changing the spelling around to make for a better fit was okay, with extra credit being given for names that were willfully obscure and/or insulting.
The following list is result of many minutes spent
Blink 182 Live Crew
Screeching Dweezil Zappa
Joan of Arcwelder
Color Me Badd Religion
Ozzy Osbourne Against
Soul II Soul Asylum
Kingdom Come'shell Ndegeocello
Livingston Taylor Dayne
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead Milkmen
Submitting your own examples is greatly encouraged, if however unlikely.