Daryl Reaugh's "Meet the Dallas Stars"
If you don't already check out Daryl Reaugh's Razor With An Edge Dallas Stars blog every so often, I suggest you go over there right now. For a
Here's Razor from a couple of days ago, talking about this year's Dallas Stars team:
They're two and oh, but beyond that do you really know who this year's Dallas Stars are?
Here's stuff I bet you weren't aware of:
Robidas -- in a former life he was Stephinius Maximus Robidilius, gladiator. (look it up!) (I did)
Modano -- lists his #1 phobia as "The First Dance"
Morrow -- has two prized but slightly confused bulls back on the farm in Carlyle; Paris and Jessica.
Hagman -- has the largest brain ever measured in Scandinavia.
Tjarnqvist -- his family name translated to English means "useless consonants".
Miettinen -- claims to be a direct descendant of Santa Claus
Lehtinen -- won the 2001 World Air Guitar Championship in Ouhlu, Finland with a dazzling fake rendition of Metallica's "Enter Sandman"
Turco -- claiming if he wasn't born a boy he wouldn't have had anything to play with, Marty invented a backyard game involving washers, PVC pipe, duct tape and an old wooden box. He calls it Sphincter Toss.
Jokinen -- was the youngest player ever inducted into the Finnish Beach Soccer Hall of Fame.
Zubov -- has turned down multiple offers from John Casablanca and the Ford Agency to hand model internationally.
Ribiero -- is tri-lingual and quadra-sensational (speaks 3 languages, makes plays with all 4 appendages)
Barnaby -- is the national spokesman for Verbal Diarrhea and is currently test marketing a self made sports drink called Urine-Aide
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