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Monday, October 16, 2006

Tool World Order Makes Its Mark

"J-Tizzle 69", leader of the "tWo" (Tiger World Order) and the genius picked by
the Sound Tigers as their Fan of the Year last season (Photo:

Generally, when they throw t-shirts into the stands at a hockey game, the adults have no problem letting the kids have the shirts... except for the other week at The Corruption Dome in Bridgeport where, over a free t-shirt, one fan stomped on a 7-year-old boy and made the kid cry.

From the Connecticut Post:

A New York man was arrested after he was accused of pushing and punching a female college student in a dispute over a T-shirt at a game between National Hockey League teams in Bridgeport's Arena at Harbor Yard.

Edward Dowden, 45, of Rockville Centre, was issued a misdemeanor summons charging him with second-degree breach of the peace.

Police said Sarah Hickman, 20, a student at Sacred Heart University, in Fairfield, reported the attack at 9:21 p.m. to officers in the arena.

Police said Dowden told officers Hickman knocked down his 7-year-old nephew, making the boy cry, when she moved to grab a T-shirt being thrown by an arena staff person into the stands. Dowen and Hickman then started arguing, according to police.

Police said Hickman told officers she didn't mean to hit the boy, while Dowden admitted hitting her after having drunk beer.

Fans complained about Dowden's behavior, police said. "When we detained Mr. Dowden, the entire section of fans cheered," officers wrote in their report.

The incident took place at a pre-season game between the Islanders and Devils.

Gee, I wonder if this is a part of that "Tool World Order" that I keep hearing about.


Blogger n.l. said...

Now that's a fan!

10/17/06, 1:08 AM

Anonymous mrs. brushback said...

Ugh. Just when I think it's safe to go back in the water you bring up Asshizzle again.

10/17/06, 9:33 AM

Anonymous caldercup0 said...

To the best of my knowledge that is not one of the guys from the tWo.

Here's a group photo:

10/17/06, 3:08 PM

Blogger Brushback said...

Wow-- the Tool World Order has a MySpace page!

It's a safe bet that these two people weren't full-on members of J-Tizzle's clan, though I'm still going to refer to Bridgeport fans in general as the Tool World Order.

Besides, anytime an Islanders fan gets arrested and hauled away, I'm happy.

10/17/06, 4:30 PM

Anonymous alanah said...

"Besides, anytime an Islanders fan gets arrested and hauled away, I'm happy."

That's not very charitable, Connecticut. Not very charitable at all.

I expected more maturity 'round here. Disappointing.

10/17/06, 7:45 PM

Anonymous Connecticut said...

Okay, like B.C./Alberta fans are fresh-scrubbed little angels. Get outta here with that one!

10/17/06, 8:21 PM

Anonymous alanah said...

You make a good point. That phrase of yours, with a minor adjustment, would actually have made me quite happy:

"Besides, anytime an Oilers fan gets arrested and hauled away, I'm happy."

Yeah, that works MUCH better.

10/17/06, 9:10 PM

Blogger Brushback said...

"Take 'em up!"

10/17/06, 9:13 PM

Anonymous caldercup0 said...

You know, I hear this year instead of t-shirts with the Sound Tigers logo on them, they're gonna be tossing these into the crowd...

10/18/06, 8:55 PM

Blogger Brushback said...

Oh, man-- I'm really busting a gut now...

Quick link to what Calder's talking about


10/18/06, 9:18 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got a better idea. how about you assholes cut the shit. J-Tizzle and those people that sit in 100 are actual fans. NO he was not the dumbass who beat up that kid for the shirt. get some new shit you stupid hartford loving asses

10/27/06, 1:52 PM

Blogger Brushback said...

I know it wasn't Mr. Butt-Drizzle Himself who fought over the t-shirt. The fight wasn't even at a Sound Tigers game, but an Islanders pre-season game.

Like I've already said, I'm using the phrase "Tool World Order" as a tongue-in-cheek phrase to poke fun at the fans at the Corruption Dome in general, and not just specifically your idol.

10/27/06, 3:46 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like your mom Brushback. the tWo wasnt at the islanders game

10/28/06, 8:20 PM

Blogger Brushback said...

the tWo wasnt at the islanders game

No fucking shit. Are you guys stupid? I just said that.

Go back to tipping cows, Jeff.

10/28/06, 8:30 PM

Anonymous J-Tizzle said...

Hey we don't tip cows we fuck them and underage high school girls also.

11/8/06, 9:35 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Tizzle.... still a dumb pedophile. How about killing the group picture? I heard they all left except for his high schooler and the bald clapping moron. Ever since he left Bridgeport, it's been fun finally!

3/28/08, 12:57 AM


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