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Monday, November 20, 2006

Picking Up Sluts Ain't The Half Of It



Thanks go out to the terminally amusing Yes But No But Yes, who, besides reminding us about the Billy Idol Christmas album-- "Thanks for destroying another part of my childhood Billy... I liked you better when you were shooting heroin and screwing hookers"-- also show the way to this awesome little Tattoo Maker that you can get your kids for Christmas:


Age: 6-12 years

Description

Open up your very own pretend play tattoo parlor. This easy-to-use tattoo maker kit includes an electronic tattoo pen and funky stencils. Using soft, safe pulsating action, the tattoo pen creates realistic, washable designs with dramatic effects. Requires two AA batteries (not included).


The web site this is from, eToys.com, is real-- I shit you not. They even have a list of written testimonials from actual customers:


What could be more reassuring than that?

21 Comments:

Anonymous mrs. brushback said...

Dude, we soooo have to get one for the boy!

11/20/06, 3:51 PM

 
Blogger Brushback said...

I hope you mean the tattoo maker, cuz there's no way I'm buying that fucking Billy Idol CD.

11/20/06, 4:02 PM

 
Anonymous Scrotum said...

Oh you will buy it and you know you will.

11/20/06, 4:47 PM

 
Blogger Brushback said...

Fuck, who let Eddie Trunk on here again?

11/20/06, 4:53 PM

 
Anonymous caldercup0 said...

A home tatoo parlor kit... what's next? Tizzle quitting the tWo and becoming a Wolf Pack fan again?

Oh wait, that already happened.

I'm not even kidding... the guy took all references to Bridgeport, and the tWo down...

11/20/06, 5:11 PM

 
Blogger Brushback said...

Wow, shit's getting serious.

"The idea of a persoality known as 'J-Tizzle' was born years ago... In alot of ways I am Tizzle and in many ways I am not.

Currenly I am stuck in a place i thought was a new 'home'... lately new things have poped up and taken my home and made me feel unwelcome and unwanted. I no longe feel the love in my new home and have grown resentful and dispondent to it."


Why so much sadness, when there's a Billy Idol Christmas album to be had and heard?

11/20/06, 8:40 PM

 
Anonymous scrotum said...

You know you bought two copies so stop fronting like you don't own the cd.

11/20/06, 10:02 PM

 
Blogger Brushback said...

I can safely say that I've never owned a Billy Idol album, CD, or tape, though I once thought about buying the first Generation X album.

11/20/06, 10:24 PM

 
Anonymous Roddy Rowdy Piper said...

I have a D-generation X tatto, and I hang out with Tizzle and talk wrestling with him all the time.

and if you're not down with that I've got two words for yah!

11/20/06, 10:36 PM

 
Anonymous quint said...

What happens if Tizzle shows up at the HCC with a Purinton Jersey on and gets season tickets in Section 123?

11/20/06, 10:38 PM

 
Blogger Brushback said...

What happens if Tizzle shows up at the HCC with a Purinton Jersey on and gets season tickets in Section 123?

Umm.. that'll make at least 4 season ticket holders who sit in 123 and have Purinton jerseys?

I don't think Tizzle would want to sit in my row anway, seeing as we heckled him and flipped him off once, among other things.

11/20/06, 11:05 PM

 
Anonymous mrs. brushback said...

What happens if Tizzle shows up at the HCC with a Purinton Jersey on and gets season tickets in Section 123?


I'm sure he'd be more comfortable at the top of Section 119 -- that's where the handicapped and the bald sit.

And Brush, don't be afraid to mention that in addition to heckling him and flipping him off that we got him kicked out of the section for seat jumping.

Much like Homey the Clown, Section 123 don't play dat.

11/21/06, 9:51 AM

 
Anonymous quint said...

I'm sure he'd be more comfortable at the top of Section 119 -- that's where the handicapped and the bald sit.

I've seen those @ss-wipes over there. I wouldn't send Tizzle or my worse enemy over there.

11/21/06, 1:37 PM

 
Blogger Brushback said...

Tizzle or my worse enemy

Not one and the same?

11/21/06, 2:06 PM

 
Anonymous G12 has a ice pick said...

Section 123 row G dont play that because the row has permenent PMS.

11/21/06, 2:49 PM

 
Anonymous mrs. brushback said...

Section 123 row G dont play that because the row has permenent PMS.


You shouldn't talk about your mother that way.

11/21/06, 3:23 PM

 
Anonymous G12 has a ice pick said...

What are you talking bout Willis theres more estrogen in that row than at Miss Porters school.

11/21/06, 4:03 PM

 
Anonymous mrs. brushback said...

This coming from someone so laden with testosterone that he feels to need to challenge everything with a penis to a fight?

N****, please.

11/21/06, 4:38 PM

 
Anonymous bald tard in 119 said...

Section 123 may have estrogen but they aint got no Vorobiev jerseys, that I can see from my perch in 119.

11/21/06, 5:59 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just call me Lexinton Steel, excuse me while i whip this out.

11/21/06, 6:15 PM

 
Blogger Brushback said...

They aint got no Vorobiev jerseys, that I can see

Man, we've got three Vorobiev jerseys.

Check this out, for starters:

Vorobiev '03-'04 Dynamo game-worn (front)

Vorobiev '03-'04 Dynamo game-worn (back)

11/21/06, 8:48 PM

 

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