Barbie's Dog Wants To Crap On Your Lawn
As if Barbie wasn't "keeping it real" enough already, she now has a pup named Tanner who apparently eats his own doggie-pellet food and then shits it out double (thanks to Defective Yeti for the link):
Tanner eats the little brown doggie pellet...
...then craps it out his ass.
Barbie picks it up with her fancy-schmancy pooper scooper...
...then dutifully disposes it in a proper receptacle so that some
pinhead jogger doesn't step in it
Check out the Barbie web site and see for yourself!