If You Swear, You'll Catch No Fish
PETA Suckers: Santa drinks milk and must be destroyed
The Santa-hating, paint-throwing,
I'm not sure whether to laugh or be frightened (or go get a bucket of Original Recipe), but I tend to agree with the comment made by one observer: "Pee, poo, sex-- ha ha. Damn, go back to kindergarten!"
In a story that's even more tragic, the nutjobs at PETA learn to regret killing Santa after all (click to see video if you haven't already), once it turns out that Alec Baldwin is Santa's replacement.
Screw you, folks at PETA, for ruining Christmas forever!!