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Friday, July 20, 2007

Well To Be Gone Once Too Often


Craig Weller (Chris Rutsch photo)

Cleaning up on some Wolf Pack transactions from this week:

Team captain Craig Weller was given a one-year deal by the Phoenix Coyotes, where the general manager, Don Maloney, is the former Wolf Pack GM/Rangers assistant GM.


Hitchin' a ride in Colton Orr's eye

Also, ten-thousand-year-old defenseman Dale Purinton was signed by the Colorado Avalanche, and will probably end up playing for the Lake Erie Monsters, where he can sit around swapping old-age stories with the lake.

2 Comments:

Anonymous alanah said...

I immediately had to look up Dale Purinton's age thinking he damn well better be older than me (a LOT older) after reading a crack like that. But no... he's younger. Only 31, for chrissakes. Ugh.

7/21/07, 11:10 AM

 
Blogger Brushback said...

Well, for a minor-league defenseman, that's pretty old.

Plus, Dale skates like he's 80.

7/21/07, 11:41 AM

 

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